The first daughter is worth a lot

A Kenyan lawyer has said that he is willing to trade  50 cows, 70 sheep and 30 goats for 16-year old Malia Obama. Felix Kiprono says that he has been inlove with Malia since 2008 and will be willing to pay the sum total of 150 animals for the first daughter.

 

 

“People might say I am after the family’s money, which is not the case. My love is real,” he said.
“I am currently drafting a letter to Obama asking him to please have Malia accompany him for this trip.”

 

Kiprono has said that he will also teach Malia to live a simple life, “I will teach Malia how to milk a cow, cook ugali (maize porridge) and prepare mursik (a traditional sour milk) like any other Kalenjin woman.” 

 

All we have to say is good luck Kiprono you are going to need it!