Don't get angry, get hairy

You have tried being mean, rude and down right nasty, yet these perves keep coming! Now you realise getting angry does not help. We have some advice for you ladies, Don't get angry, get hairy!

 

A new invention from China is causing quite a stir around the world – a pair of hairy stockings. The new invention promises to keep women warm during Winter and chase away the perverts too – a fantastic 2-in-1 product! 

The picture shows a pair of extremely hairy legs starting from what looks like the top of the thighs, right down to the ankles, but with normal-looking feet. Although the leggings would probably work as a turn-off, it’s not certain that they will keep EVERYONE away.

 

If it doesn't work, we on the Workzone are happy to annouce that we are working on a full-body suite. Our suite will be called Wookie Woman! 

 

If this does not work, ladies, you are on your own!