Man on the outside, child on the inside!

Man on the outside, child on the inside!

You look at your son and think, you are just like your father! Truth is daddy will be like his son till he is about 43, new research claims men don't mature until they're 43 -- 11 years after women. Here is a list of things he will need to work on if he REALLY wants to grow up.

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You look at your son and think, you are just like your father! Truth is daddy will be like his son till he is about 43, new research claims men don't mature until they're 43 -- 11 years after women.  Here is a list of things he will need to work on if he REALLY wants to grow up.

 

1. Finding their own farts and burps hilarious

2. Eating fast food at 2am

3. Playing videogames

4. Driving too fast or 'racing' another car at the lights or on the motorway

5. Sniggering a bit at rude words

6. Driving with loud music

7. Playing practical jokes

8. Trying to beat children at games and sport

9. Staying silent during an argument

10. Not being able to cook simple meals

11. Re-telling the same silly jokes and stories when with the lads

12. Not liking to talk about themselves or have a proper conversation

13. Hating books because they have short attention span or think they’re boring

14. Doing crazy dance moves

15. Their mother still does their washing

16.Their mother still makes them breakfast or, indeed, any meal

17. Wearing trainers to night clubs

18. Owning a skateboard or BMX

19. Not eating vegetables

20. Changing jobs regularly

21. Getting too excited over stag do’s

22. Trying to do wheelies or other stunts on their bike

23. Driving a modified car or one with a loud exhaust/boy racer

24. Showing off about how girls are attracted to them

25. Wearing pyjamas, specifically cartoon pyjamas

26. Using dodgy chat-up lines

27. Showing off about protein shakes/weight-lifting/how much they 'lift'

28. Littering

29. Wearing baggy jeans

30. Having a cartoon bedspread

 

 

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