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Worst alcohol jokes ever told

It's International Rum Day and International Tell a Joke Day so why not celebrate by combining the two.

Some of the worst jokes ever told

Jokes can either send ripples of laugher through an audience or crash and burn in spectacular fashion these jokes definitely fall into the later category but will definitely put a smile on your face.

Here are some of the worst alcohol jokes ever told:

Q: What is a man's idea of a balanced diet? A: A Budweiser in each hand! 

Q: Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan? A: Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke! 

Q: What did the bartender say after Charles Dickens ordered a martini? A: "Olive or twist?" 

Q: What did the bartender say after a book walked into the bar? A: "Please, no stories!" 

Q. Why did God invent Jameson whiskey? A. So the Irish would never rule the world! 

Q: What do Russians get when mixing Holy Water with Vodka? A: The Holy Spirit! 

Q: What did the man with slab of asphalt under his arm order? A: "A beer please, and one for the road."

Q: You know what's fun about being sober? A: Nothing. 

Q: Why did Mexicans create tequila? A: So ugly people would have a chance at having sex! 

Q: What do you get when you mix English class with alcohol? A: Tequila Mockingbird

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We asked you to send us some of the worst jokes you've ever heard. Here are the funniest ones we received.

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