What guys really look like

We've all made the mistake of thinking we look cooler than we do...these are some things you really should stop doing (unless you're Johnny Depp).

 

 

 

 

1) Biting your lip...aside from the possible bleeding risk, you probably aren't doing it right.

 

2) Having a mustache...facial hair is hit and miss, but mostly miss.

 

3) Wearing a trench coat....unless you're Sherlock Holmes, it isn't working for you.

 

4) The "sexy" stare...again, unless you can stare and smoulder, you are probably creeping her out. Don't do it.

 

5) Pink shirts....basically, you have to be a Greek God. Are you? If there's even a shadow of a doubt - avoid like the plague.

 

6) Bathroom mirror selfies...if you must take it, please don't caption it with 'just chilling' and pretend you weren't posing and photoshopping. This goes for girls too.

 

7) Wearing a suit. To be honest, almost any guy will look better in a suit than normal clothes, even if you aren't a supermodel. But just be aware that wearing a suit doesn't automatically make you smooth and irresistible.

8) Are you a rockstar? If so, keep the hair. Are you an actor playing a role with long hair? If so, keep the hair. If not, cut the hair.

 

9) Beards. Acceptable around Movember time only.  Or if you're over 65, because then its cool.