Muslim man's hilarious tweets about his first Christmas go viral
A Canadian man shared his first Christmas experience in a series of Tweets and it's hilariously accurate.
The world just celebrated Christmas under COVID-19 restrictions and for many, this meant they had to spend the holidays away from their families.
A Muslim man who currently lives in Canada experienced his first Christmas with his roommates and managed to accurately note the most traditional parts of the holiday. He took to Twitter to narrate his experiences and many tweeps are impressed.
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Have a look at the series of tweets below.
Growing up, my Muslim family never celebrated Christmas. This year I am not going home, because pandemic, so my roommates are teaching me how to have my first proper Christmas.
— Mohammad Hussain (@MohammadHussain) December 19, 2020
I am approaching this with anthropological precision.
Here are a few observations. pic.twitter.com/1WARv5nax4
Observation 1: Christmas is a part time job that you have from mid-November to the end of December.
— Mohammad Hussain (@MohammadHussain) December 19, 2020
From the outside looking in, Christmas always seemed pretty simple. I always thought you put up a tree and then gave gifts to family. This is a lie.
Observation 2: People have very strong feelings about their Christmas traditions.
— Mohammad Hussain (@MohammadHussain) December 19, 2020
If someone is insisting that *certain food* is what you have to eat Christmas morning, because that's their family tradition, DO NOT SUGGEST ALTERNATIVES. They will stab you in the neck.
Observation 3: You can buy yourself a gift but you can't stuff your own stocking.
— Mohammad Hussain (@MohammadHussain) December 19, 2020
I don't understand this one but I told my roommate I bought stuff for my stocking and they said that's not a thing.
I don't care. I bought myself mint chapstick and I will fake surprise.
Observation 5: There are two streams of Christmas ornaments. The "fillers" and the "keepers".
— Mohammad Hussain (@MohammadHussain) December 19, 2020
The fillers are the generic ones. The keepers are meant to be more special and unique. This second stream is stored in your family's reliquary to be one day passed on to the children.
My roommates encouraged me to buy my own keeper ornament. They told me to find something that made me smile and that was special to me. I bought this one and I am very happy. It is an everything bagel. pic.twitter.com/dbrTZQzK47
— Mohammad Hussain (@MohammadHussain) December 19, 2020
Observation 6: ORNAMENTS ARE EXPENSIVE.
— Mohammad Hussain (@MohammadHussain) December 19, 2020
That cost me $15.99. That's more than three everything bagels. I am furious. For what it cost, you best believe that I am insisting that it be passed on to my great grandchildren. If they break it I will haunt them.
Observation 7: The religious aspect of Christmas is optional.
— Mohammad Hussain (@MohammadHussain) December 19, 2020
I really like this one. If I was to suggest having a secular Ramadan to my mother she would have a heart attack. I will however be trying to get my family to do a Secret Santa for Eid. The name's being workshopped.
Observation 8: You need a "menu".
— Mohammad Hussain (@MohammadHussain) December 19, 2020
Yeah... This one is where they lost me. Last Christmas my family ordered Popeyes and watched a movie. My roommate has an entire menu with wine pairings and desserts planned.
To wrap things up I want to applaud longtime Christmas celebrators. This is a lot of work and very tiring.
— Mohammad Hussain (@MohammadHussain) December 19, 2020
I will say I am having a very pleasant time. I am learning that I enjoy Christmas music and gift purchasing. I am also learning that I do not enjoy peppermint.
I hope everyone has a very Merry Christmas! This is definitely one I’ll remember 😊
— Mohammad Hussain (@MohammadHussain) December 25, 2020
Really grateful for the people I get to call friends (and roommates)! pic.twitter.com/8mXVeyJ2az